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There were three little girls, and they were sisters. They were home with their daddy one day when the first girl walks
in to her father's room and asks, "Daddy, why did you name me Daisy?" The father answers, "Well, when you were
a baby a daisy petal fell on your face, so we thought it would be a great name for you." "Oh, ok." She says. The second girl
walks in and asks, "Daddy, why did you name me Rose?" " Well, honey, when you were a little baby a rose petal fell on
your face and so we named you Rose." She says, "Ok." satisfied. Then the third little girl walks in and says, "Duh
hir tinke eakjtht awkjehbnmmmbbbuhh Hmmlalehganeb bawjkegbkawrbgmduhhh." The father then says to her, "Shut up, Cinderblock."
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PUZZLE
TIME!
1.
A sundial is a timepiece that has the fewest number of moving parts. Which timepiece
has the most moving parts?
2. Two men are sitting on a bench waiting for the bus, one is dressed very nicely,
the other looks a bum.
The bum says to the other "I really like your shirt, where'd you get it?"
The second man replies
"I bought it a very exclusive shop, I'm sure you've never heard of it" clearly annoyed at the bum's question. The bum, clearly
annoyed at the rich man's snobbish behaviour says, "Is that so? Well, I bet you $50.00 I know where you got your shoes!"
The
rich man took him up on the bet.
What answer got the poor man the $50.00?
Can you think of it on your own? Or are you going to be a baby
and look at the answer?
Drag from the % sign to the $ sign below for the answers.
%1. an hourglass 2.His
answer is "you got them on your feet!"$
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